Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Dylan Eichas

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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