- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Boom.

i was molested.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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