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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

A seal walks into a club...

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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