Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Boom.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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