What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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