Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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this site is funny.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Anti Joke

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