Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Boom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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