Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Caitlyn.

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