Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Caitlyn.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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