Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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