What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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