-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Anti Joke

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