What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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