Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Anti Joke

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