- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

You idiot thats 9 letters

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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