What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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