What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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shut up kobe!

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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