- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Penis.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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