- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

homosexuals are gay

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Dance is a sport

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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