What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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