who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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