Jokes Ki Duniya

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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