- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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