- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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