- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Buzi vagy!

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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