A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Woman's Rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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