- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

I shot a bitch.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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