- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

i died. new product by steve jobs

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

So I was walking down the road today

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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