There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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