- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

arena football

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Penis.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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