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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What's the difference between a duck?

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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