One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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I like touching my boobs

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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