- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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