Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What does water taste like? Water

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Knock, Knock No one was home.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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