Get on the boat.

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Jayden Eccles

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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roses are red violets are blue

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Netflix and chill

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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