Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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School

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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