- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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woman's rights

A train poops its pants.

What is your bill about? Clinton

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

what do you call a black guy african american

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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