How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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This one time at band camp....

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Womens rights

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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