- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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