- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Compton

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

This one time at band camp....

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Womens rights

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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