- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Women's rights

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

my gramma died

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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