what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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