- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

7+5=12

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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