Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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