Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Lets go Yankees

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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