- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Get on your knees Ho

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Daym im romantic

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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