- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A seal walks into a club.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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