- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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