What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Women's Rights

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poop.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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