What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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