Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Dylan Eichas

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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