what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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