What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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