What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Sonic

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Caitlyn.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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