did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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