- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

your mommy so gehto shes black

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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