Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Caitlyn.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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