Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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