- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Women's rights

why am I writing this...im bored

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Mahmy

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

knock knock whos their a person

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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