- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call your mom? Mom

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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