- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Jokes Ki Duniya

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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