- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

why did sally drown cause she was black

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Poop.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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