- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

A midget walked under a bar.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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