Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Like this joke, bitch.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

balls

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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