- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

wanna here a joke? you.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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