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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

why did sally drown cause she was black

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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