- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Knock knock knock OCD

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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